R0-V3MBER #9

R0-V3mbeR #9

I wuz gonna do a Cowboy, 

(but it was too alien)

THEN I Wuz gonna do a Fat Guy,

(but he was Flawed from the start)

THEN I Wuz gonna do a Laydeee,

(but i couldn't get the R0-B00Bs right)

Then I dun this...

#1 R0-V3mbuddy!

First Entry by A Guest Artisit, FLASH-B0T

SELF DE5TRUCTOID - MK.1

TECH SPECS:
- HIGH SPEED VELOCITY
- TWIN ACTIVATION BUTTONS
-WHEN BOTH ACTIVATED,
-R0-V3mbuddy WILL SELF DESTRUCT
...(usually by means of a very WARM hug)

NOTE:
DESIGN FLAW; CAN BECOME EASILY EXCITABLE AND PROCEED TO APPLAUD....this can be terminal.

R0-B0:TECHNO-SWING